Real slick, bro

I like to write in white. You know, as I write this down on my notebook with office the background is black and my text is white. I like to call it my “mind write”-system which works quite well. My mind is black and I need to make it a little less dark by colouring it up with words.
And still, just like I want it, it’s all black and white. Mostly black.

Can you guess what kind of music I listen to while filling your mind with this useless crap of mine? Jazz. I like jazz. Just like every good kind of music, it makes a man calm. No matter if an ape has shat all over my car and fucked my girlfriend, ’cause there’s nothing a little bit of Glenn Miller couldn’t fix.

I also enjoy being an even bigger of an asshole. I like whiskey. Fine Irish whiskey that is. Without ice. Fine dark whiskey, which feels like licking a dead pirate’s wife.

These are the things I like in human life. These things make my life feel good. Or at least ok. All the other shit that comes along ruins the fun.

Fuck you Sarah Palin.
Fuck you climate change.
Fuck you Bill Clinton.
Fuck you NASA.
Fuck you NATO.
Fuck you.

-Zack

~ by zacksnyder on October 8, 2008.