Ramsay rammed up my ass
“Your menu, my restaurant”.
This seems to be the catch-phrase of Gordon Ramsay in the shitblast they call “Hell’s Kitchen”. It’s nothing new for people who like to sit on their asses all day and watch the tube, but for me, even though having heard about it, the concept was a new experience.
Ramsay is not stupid. He has made millions by creating a show based on fucking regular chef’s minds by shouting his ass off in their faces. Unfortunately the main element of the show does not work.
Gordon, you suck. You are not scary, even though you like to think that shouting at peoples faces makes you intimidating. You’re just a small man with a great restaurant empire, an unconfident asshole with weasels stuck in your scrotum.
Your show, my opinion. Fuck you. Take your multi-million concept out of my TV-set, and go fuck a monkey or something just as weird because nothing else seems to make you forget the size of your tiny-winy penis. Your money does not make you a great chef or a ladies man.
-Zack
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