Hi, fuckers!

Let us get some things straight. You don’t know me. Right now the concept of “you” is quite random in my head, I really wouldn’t know what it means except that the word “you” singles me out of the group. That just bring us to our point: you don’t know me either.
Yet.

In the next year or so, you will know me. You might be asking yourselves “Why? Why the hell would I give a rotten fat rats ass about this guys crappy blog?”.
Let me tell you why, you cynical bastards. Because this blog is going to rip your mind and the worlds intellect apart, plant some explosives and kick away the lobotomy most of you have been suffering from.

I know stuff. And I do know the fact that you hear this overused phrase a lot these days but the effect is different in this one.
I fucking do. I also believe this is quite unpopular these days, knowing things, forming thoughts of your own. That is also why, inevitably, I’ve got bigger brains than you. And believe me when I say this, I am smarter than any of you fuckbags.

I am also giving myself the right to express my opinions in the name of free speech. Even though you don’t have the balls to speak for yourself, I’ve got words like silver bullets and I’m ready to blow ‘em out of this violent mouth of mine. This manner of writing may involve cursing, referring to violence and some pictures of homemade porn.
Ok, not the porn part. You are still warned.
I will be handling interesting factors of human life, including religion, politics and pop-culture. Everything I am interested in will be involved.

So wake up and concentrate, ’cause your up for a heavy trip.

-Zack

~ by zacksnyder on August 17, 2008.